*lays down* I hate essays

posted 1 hour ago @ 19 Sep 2014
xsoo much... xI don't like any of the topics my teacher gave us xhhhhrhghrg xa fool's rambles

youwinagainmoffat:

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.

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allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

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unionofcrowns:

cutiebum:

Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me

This could go incredibly bad

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I have to finish a 500 word essay and I’m at 318….

hhhrhg

posted 1 hour ago @ 19 Sep 2014
xa fool's rambles xit has to be close to 500 xi just have to get it into the 450+ hopefully..

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

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mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

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trappedinsanity:

This photoset is for those who call Starfire a “damsel in distress” and say that Robin has always been the one protecting her from harm. 

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sassmaster-arjay:

wildembers:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

very cool

i love how she stares him down afterwards

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miss-lol:

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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i’ve got to get into the habit of saving money for things because I want things but I forget and remember later and if i have money I can get the things…

posted 3 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014
xa fool's rambles xlike clothes things xonly online things

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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kamilavender:

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

*dies from the cuteness*

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