posted 2 days ago @ 27 Sep 2014 with 1 note
xa fool's rants

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posted 2 days ago @ 27 Sep 2014 with 1 note
xa fool's rants
yourgayfather said:
As your father I am very pleased by this soda pop humor and I can see you are maturing into a young adult and I couldn't be prouder ~your new father~

I’m so happy

answered 3 days ago @ 26 Sep 2014

aleighx:

  • LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
  • Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
  • BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
  • GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
  • GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
  • FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
  • WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
  • GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
  • DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
  • MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
  • BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
  • FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
  • NO
  • NOW I’M CRYING
  • ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 
  • I DIDN’T NEED THIS
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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

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nerdsandgamersftw:

whoisy0urdaddy:

spockvarietyhour:

silygrlworld:

jeks182:

nerdsandgamersftw:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!

Via Etsy

And now I leave you tumblr with this armoured feline warrior.

Dragon Cat

my army shall rise!

Meowborn! 
WOMAN! WHERE IS MY AXE!? I”M GONNA RIDE THIS TO BATTLE!

these comments are the best

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aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

reblogged 1 week ago @ 22 Sep 2014 with 133,209 notes via/source

pxppunkprincess:

I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing

reblogged 1 week ago @ 22 Sep 2014 with 31,076 notes via/source

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

reblogged 1 week ago @ 22 Sep 2014 with 149,431 notes via/source
subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

reblogged 1 week ago @ 22 Sep 2014 with 116,568 notes via/source
chocolate-dandy:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



Oh no I ship it

chocolate-dandy:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

Oh no I ship it

reblogged 1 week ago @ 22 Sep 2014 with 88,163 notes via/source

robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

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